FUNNY STORIES MAN

The guy Ideal Girl

Girls: Mas work where?

Guy: I just attempt some 4 and 5 star hotel in Jakarta and Bali ...

Girls: (WAW ... Conglomerate sure!) ... Mas live where?

Guy: Pondok Indah Golf Bukit ...

Girls: (WAW kereenn for ... The people of "The Haves") must be well ... big house?

Guys ...: Ngga ah ... aja koq Ordinary ... just 3000 m2 ...

Girls: (Busett!) must be well ... the car lot?

Guy: Just a Little koq ... Ferrari. Jaguar. Mercedes. BMW. Mazda ...

Girls: (Well I dream guy nihh!) Mas uda have a wife ...?

Guy: Hmm ... It is not yet tuh ... hehe ...

Girls: (kalu nice to ya I can be his wife, ...) Mas smoke?

Guy: No smoking ... it's not good for your health ...

Girls: (Wah nihh healthy!) Mas like drinking?

Guy: No donk ...

Girls: (Gilee abissss ... Cool!) Mas maen like gambling?

Guy: Not doing well ... gambling? aja splurging money

Girl: (... So sweett Ooohhhh ...) so ga Mas like clubbing?

Guy: No no ...

Girls: (Iihh ... ya really pious man!) Mas already pilgrimage?

Guy: Well ... the new 3x and 6x umra ...

Girls: (Subhanallah ... prospective heavenly ...) What's hobbies mas?

Guy: BOHONGIN people ......